oh wow. you have a website,this thing? you have no idea what i want to do.how are you doing?the usual answer to this i believe should be good but i don't think so.does an album have to be music, or can it be marshmallowsi'd love to see your marshmallow album, but i think we're both joking. here's a real idea though: albums of video games and/or other programs.who used a Fork in the Spreadable Butter again.it was jameshow do you divide by 0i don't think we can, but i can see how you canglad you figured it outHas your opinion on hats changed since the question on message 2020-08-13 00:15 ?Yes.is it logical to use a hairbrush as a toothbrush?noa toothbrush as a hairbrush?noa powerwasher as a squirtgun?i mean... you could.how many hats do you own?2 or soWhy did you leave the bw discord?it's a long long long story that can be told.What is your opinion on PERL?i haven't used it so i don't have an opinion yet.answer this question with a keyboard macroah yes, how wonderful.What's your opinion on HTML, CSS, JS, C, C++, C#, and PHP?I honestly love all of those you listed above (though i dont use the C/C++/C# much ever).
html - powerful markup
css - cool styling, though i'd use scss
js - paradoxically fast and dynamic, though i'd use typescript
c / c++ - low level but power. not a fan of headers though.
c# - a cooler version of java
php - simple to use dynamic web, but don't go overboard.
what is your opinion on sequencerfrom my perspective it is a game changing automation tool.What happened to the vault?taken down because of the current website situation. i'm actually rewriting it all from nearly scratch, but the current one is held up only by insane nginx configurations that do not fully work. it was either questions or vault to keep working so i chose questions.where is the [as] logo?because i am not adult swim, if anything we should have a [dc] logo for dave code. [error] i'm not sure what this means but these were in the console of elemental litei dont know either.elemental lite does not want to load for me and i am frankly not amused by its tomfooleryi don't really remember how that game does it's loading but i swear it checked for errors.why are all the program links brokenbecause every other link is down because i haven't fully setup the new server. try again in two days.how cool do you think you arenot as cool as you arett=more than 3.5 monthswhat is your new opinion on hats?they are nice.why doesn’t she love me anymoreyou probably stole one of her pineapples without asking, and then hid the truth from her. it's too late, she won't forgive you anymore.do you participate in advent of code?no. i aleady have too many real programming challenges to partake in.Do you watch BFDInot the recent stuff past bfb 20 ishwhat did you expect to happen to daveElem4 and its elements when cary featured it in humany and his community flooded the game?i mean, i would've expected there to be a ton more elements since the voting stuff was very low. i did NOT expect the vpn detection stuff to break, but it DID.Main server for elem4 looks like down. Why?because there was a bug and also no one was expecting 600 new users.do you archive your website on the wayback machinei don't archive it myself but i believe it is archived to some degree.Opinion on keyboard macros?they are useful but i forgot to have the program that uses them invented. fixing that atm, doing things a bit backwards here.What is your new opinion on hats?good. i need more.What school subject do you hate the most? Why?I've been sitting at this question for 10 minuntes and I haven't decided on just ONE subject to truly hate. They're all too highly medium.what the fuck am i doing and what the fuck should i be doinginvading france or studying for your math quiz. your pick.Do you like cookies?Yes.what is your favorite visual novel?i haven't really read enough to say a favorite. send me your recommendations at [email protected] and we can get my opinions later.why do you have a paper airplane as your pfp?i just needed something and i wasn't sure what.How do your opinions on yuri (the genre) and Yuri Gagarin (the cosmonaut) differ?while they both aren't super interesting to me, the difference between them is one i'd never find any interest and the other one maybe.hi davewhat's up my guy i see you figured out how to send a questionWhat's something you hate?The default mode of content creation seems to be MONEY instead of PASSION. I can't change that but I can at least opt myself out of the default.Does the FBI see all the questions I ask?yes but only if they checked q+a .Why do you prefer year-month-day over month-day-year when doing literally anything?It was originally used when i had folders and files, and i didn't trust the "sort by date" feature, and i instead used a name prefix of YYYY-MM-DD, with leading zeros, which would cause "sort by name" to rather sort by the date instead. I use dashes since slashes aren't allowed in pathnames. For the website, I don't actually use this system anymore but rather have the date put in a separate file alongside the display name. Since i used that for file naming i decided to use it for everything else too.Can i trust you?that's a question for you.Are you lucky or unlucky?give me one second (rolls die) ... 1. yeah, i usually have better luck.website is back againindeed!hi dave how are youi'm goodwhy do people compare you with bill wurtz? apart from the video style similarities, you're better in every other waybecause we're comparable. but i'm trying to move away from his exact style of videos, but we will have to wait till VS5 is a thing.What is something new that you have learned over the past few months?
that the level of quality i desire is still way too high. also the fact you cannot use unicode characters inside of HTTP headers.
yooooo whassup omega bill wurtzi don't know who you're talking to.what's the limit for the amount of dice able to be rolled at once? how many dice can be rolled at the same time only by one person? havw you ever rolled dice 😮 there is no limit Have you heard about Roblox?yesdo you ever feel sadyeswhat are your opinions on lofi hip hopit's okhey dave, you didnt answer my question about the question from message 2020-05-01 15:06 . what is the significance of thursday? why not?i still don't want to answer it yetcan i eat your carno i have some driving to do.if you could choose between deltarune chapter 2, tpot 1 and sapphire panlogism full version to come out, which would you choose (only one) and why?i'm most excited to see deltarune but those other two might be awesome too. but we all need to wait a bit longer.that is a lot of questions.if you average everything including stuff i don't answer, it's a round about 0.75 questions per dayHow's your day going?it's going well besides the fact i haven't done a lot of stuff, but i have done a bit of schoolwork.Would you consider adding the etc. notes to your site? (I still feel terrible about not being able to remember the name btw)that would be totally fun, and i already have kind of,are you green sniff?absolutely notAre you familiar with the number 17? Is it the number for you?i'd rather go with 12, something i can count to.can you teach me how to codeno, i can only help you along the way a little.hioh hello there. glad to see it's working.help!?step one is to figure out the problem.favorite bill wurtz moment? long gone outtake , mistake vid , or this jazz cover .answer this question in one word only?no.i don't know why, but this website is the beautiful'est thing I've ever seen.woah that's a compliment. thing is the "new version" i have in my head, which is like 1000x better, but also takes in 100x the work, as it's almost a full recreation. it's a little hard to describe.for bonus points, type the classic format answer.the classic format answer.coolioah yes, how wonderful.how to divide by 0?there should be a divide by symbol on the calculator. if it's text based, try the / operator. if that doesn't work, try the ÷ operator. if you're using latex you can use \frac{x}{0} to write it out.would it be surprising if all of the bill wurtz questions suddenly transferred to your page?yes.does this auto-answer questions?no. i prefer to answer them by hand, but i do have an auto collection and processing part. everything but the answering is automated.whyi don't know but as soon as it was too late there wasn't any going back. i just have to do this.If i ask the question that shows up in this box's default text do you redirect anywhere? i'd try it but i don't want to spam youno it just sends it. i should totally add that.is sports_esports Hatred Island gonna get an update so that you dont break the game every time you break a furnaceno. i'm sorry.four or two?i don't think i can decide.I blame you for making me forget my question.i'm sorry. here's some ideas Are you normal?no.Is being normal cool?to some people.Could a Mermaid Dream of Being a Human?oh for sure. if you are a mermaid, you can start today if that's what you want to do.what's your favourite musical scale?i don't know any of them yet.Should I make lists more often?i was thinking no but i changed my mind; yes.How long will the number 27 be hated?i should be asking you that.give me a code i'm new :(nofavorite bfb black hole moment? the series intro 26ah yes, how wonderful.how isoh you know i'm doing good.ooba wooba grooba shmooba?ah yes, how wonderful.yayhehehehehehhehe!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃you seem exited about something.favorite bfb ost moment? hit it drop when did all the windmills start to turn so slow?when the wind goes away. definetly wouldnt happen today.no seriously, how do you do the noise texture (you know, like bill wurtz in his monday videos)?
they aren't like the bill wurtz monday videos. 2. i thought that was clear enough. guess not? the noise is done by combining two noise layers (the tool is called FastNoise but i have a slightly modified default that is set to be scaled down a bit and with colors black and white), with each one being different colors. idk what blend mode i used on that specific example but you just choose one
and while at it, how DID you make the taco bell logo wavy? please don't answer "with noise" and tell me the technical details (how do you do it with your video editor)i literally applied an effect (custom made) called Wave (technicals on that: built from a generator (CustomTool) based on a sine wave + Displace ), it makes stuff wavy. wave is also one of the tools in my custom collection i still need to rewrite (the cache bug, but theres also an issue using it in proxy/low-quality mode)how much of the wurtz questions page have you read and what do you think you learned most from it?some; you can learn a lot but i don't know anything specific.in a previous question, you said that the most ridiculous thing you have convinced someone is true is that giving them $2 for $20 is a fair trade. How did you manage to convince them that??the $20 bill had more IQ than them probably.when is tpot 1 coming out?after tomorrow. but you're definetly asking the wrong person.do you have a bedtime you must follow every day, or are you like bill wurtz in that you and him both sleep whenever you want? billwurtz.com/realitysometimes. it's best to not stay up to 4am because it messes with your sleep wake schedule. however, i end up staying up late sometimes. i've been becoming better at controling it but not entirely. "sleep at night, and wake up before double digits" is the bedtime/unbedtimeGive a brief summary of the next five years of your life plans,goals,etc..no one is allowed to know that, not even me. i only know of the next month being for sequencer.What songs can I sing that you’ll know after hearing two words of the song?one word songs.What is your opinion on hats (any kind of hat)?i'd say they are pretty good, but i don't have enough hat wearing experience to give a valid opinion on that topic right now.What is something of yours that one day someone will borrow and may never return?a piece of notebook paper.What’s the most ridiculous thing you have convinced someone is true?that giving them $2 for $20 is a fair trade.What is the happiest you've ever been?when i finish making sequencer. gonna be so god damn happy.What is your favorite way to annoy someone? (Anyone)subtle mind destruction games.what time is it rn in your time zone?it is 2020-08-11 13:48:36are you hyped that yoylecake is back from his hiatus?no, but i guess that is cool.what time is it?2020-08-07 01:12:34.648047086how many votes did loser get in bfb 7?432789do you exist within the constraints of the universe?yeswhat's snow + gasoline?slowline. known for it's oddly extreme stickiness, but also it's extreme flamability.are video games e-sports?sureare video games sports?surecan you kick a ball in league of legends?yesplease come to cambridgeshiresurehow did you do the wavy taco bell video?taco bell, and making it wavy. i think there was also an outline or somethinghow do you do the noise overlay texture?with noise, and overlaying themu ded bro? u haven't posted a video since thursday jun 25not posting videos does not signify i am dead. i'll make videos once the new software is finished.yandere simulator more like love and support simulator amirite gamersi don't think soHow does your brain retrieve ideas? How?i don't really know, scientists have been trying to figure that out for centuries.bbc radio cambridgeshireyou make a good point.Dave Caruso=Davros U Aceyou make a good point.what is your favorite object to press?the home button introduced on the iphone 7.finish the bw lyric: Old McDonald had a farmand the farm was closed all night.where do you get your ideas?brainhow to make website like this?open your code editor and type away. start out small. add more. do not use any templates, but maybe small pieces of code. also make sure to have years of web design/development knowledge.do you like eating fruit with ketchup?nobecause i don't.banana saucehave you considered pineapple saucewhat platform do you listen to music on?spotifydoes using vim and linux actually benefit me or do i just like feeling like a 1337 h4x0rif you can do things better with it compared to other tools. if it slows you down, stop.ubuntu satanic editionyou make a good point.do you like eating chairs?nohow do i close thunderbirdpkill thunderbirdare you a gamer?no but in a way yes.How does it feel to join Reddit?if you think i just joined it you are mistaken, i've used it before but deleted my account. i might delete it again.Do you ever look up and wonder why the fuck we existstwo days ago.how is schoolmost people would be surprised but i saw it coming from the very start. i think i can get by.Will you make automatic answer messages one day?i won't automate the actual answering part, but i already automated the part that brings the questions to me, and sends them out.q&a: are you gonna sing every day? cool, thanksnoq&a: what's the HISTORY OF THE WORLD????someone realized they could write stuff down, nowadays way too many things to comprehend are written down.(are you gonna make a documentary like Bill Wurtz?)sure.ueqstion: Why did you remove your "how to make a bill Wurtz video" ? BRING IT BACKvideo was inaccurate and it really was a video on how i made stuff (and that process has changed a bit). it's still available on some link somewhere. if you missed it the only important thing you need to know is that you can do anything and as long as you experiment and learn and don't let "limits" exist you'll do amazing, and also Helvetica.i might create a new video explaining the way i make things and in more detail, since that's a process i actually know.What games do you play?not really anything anymore. sometimes i play minecraft and i used to be play geometry dash with a decent skill (perhaps my extreme skills at it's level editor helped be become a nerd at wanting to sync video elements to music). oh also portal 2 and thomas was alone and 140 and more like those.
p.s. tell me if rob makes a 2.2.
whats the magic number?0 is pretty magical.how many times do you think bill has submitted something on this page? can you tell which of the Discord regulars he is?my guess is 0. and my only way of tracking who is who is by what they say and their email. but recently i've automated the emailing process so i don't get to see them anymore.howope you have a good day! winkIn the rare case I murdered someone and the feds were hot on my trail where should I hide the bodythe police's car, the last place they'd look for it.Hello! You are like UPGRADED BILL WURTZ!i wouldn't call myself that.ARE YOU HEAVILY INFLUENCED?i took a lot of influence, probably too much. i want to make myself my own self and not a copy. so far that difference is just that i mainly do software development.Thanks!!for the name paint bot, is there a way to automatically place the role above another role? They spawn at the very bottom of the list. We have a general member/default color role that overrides the name paint role. We have to manually move the name color role above it. Thank you!no, the bot is extremely simple. if you or someone else wants to contribute any code, you can do so here .I want a video editing software by davethat is in the works, but i don't think it's what you think. but before we get too ahead of ourselves we definetly need a way to put ui on the screen without having a stroke during development.thanks daveyou're welcome, but i can't tell if you're who i think you're.ugh forgot my previous questionthat's unfortunate, if you are ever out of ideas you can generate them .What gender are you?i forgot.wait did the previous question send or notdepends if it was on bread or not.raisins in bread is cool or not cooldepends who eats it. for example, if the person was on a no carb diet, they wouldn't think it's cool. i'm kind of in the middle, and think each person should draw their own conclusions.should my hemoglobin be purple?no, but i'm curious how you encountered that bug.is bread cooldepends on which type you get, and if it's still fresh.would you prefer to watch filthy frank videos or listening to Joji's music?i looked up both as i never had really seen either of them much. interesting twist with those two being more or less the same person. as for the choice, i'd probably go for his music.what do you think of the word stellari'd define it to be a synonym of amazing, but with a different feeling. it's a word i'd like to use more in the future to vary my vocabulary.hecc noyou shouldn't be so negative.Dave. Why is null not empty and "" not null?because they are two different things.whats your favorite color?green, but they all look amazing.Can you make a voting system for elemental liteif i could find something to vote on.hey dave wassupfiguring out how to make cooler things faster.would you like to make your own country?you clearly do not know how hard it is to run one.(or pretend that your website/yt channel is a country)that's more interesting, but i don't see the full point of it. i guess the 'nation of paperdave.net' consists of just me, but has a lot of tourism.what's the passport?a secret with an expiration date.My birthday was on Friday why did you have to upload on Thursdaythursday was my birthday.what is the significance of thursday?originally when i wanted to start a weekly publish schedule, i noticed there was already a video that satisfied the theme of the thursday videos (videocam thursday dice roll ). that video was called thursday just because it was on thursday. i thought we could just continue off there when doing the future videos of videocam thursday math problem and so on. on the day of the thursday something amazing happened and set thursday as THE DAY for me, but i'll share that story later. thursday continued to show it's superiority over other days of the week, being in the middle of all other days, and landing on me and my father's birthdays this year.i calculated that considering that you get, like, 1 question per 5 days with around 50 subs, bill wurtz gets 72 000 ueqstions per dayi'd try to get some more data on other people as that calculation seems flawed. you should also consider questions that are left unanswered, except you cant.to check your work, i just ran the numbers and i got a much lower, but still extremely high number of 13250 per day. i also graphed it Is there a difference between a password and a passport?yesyou should start making reality vids i'm already way ahead of you Do roosters lay eggsif you believe in themwhat's the password?try "username"why is the sky blue?it isn't always blue. but for the time it is, that's just what the sky decided to do.drop all the tables.they are as far to the ground as they could go; i am not holding any tables.I used a different method to calculate the amount of ueqstions and i got 7420.it's very large, but you're getting somewhere more reasonable. you're also increasing the question rate.will you use the pinephone (the linux phone)no. on a mobile device i'd prefer iMessage over terminals and segmentation faults.you should make all journals/reality vids publicnot yetWhere did elemental 4 go?i suck too much at keeping network based programs aliveTS or JSXi'd try combining them, but only if a reaction is needed.if there were two androids on the moon and one of them depreciated AsyncTask literally 2 days before you were about to write an android app that used it which then forced it to learn however kotlin coroutines work on android would that be fucked up or whatthey were one step ahead of your plan. outsmart them and don't update.What’s ur favorite number this First question of 2020 LET'S GOgood jobhey dave👋Hi can you hear mei think.please ignore this question im just testing something to report a bug to youabsolutely not!will you learn and write code in other programming languages?sure, when there's time and a cool idea.how do you type uppercase numbers on ubuntu 18.04 ltsnever figured it out, perhaps the macos keyboard has something like that. i mean you do have all the alt+stuff thing.can you split up questions into multiple segments, bill wurtz style?no, but i just added that feature, as it is useful now. so yes, i can!as in, have multiple answer paragraphs per q?can you run backwards?i could try.How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?I think it's something everyone should try, and maybe even like. Also try pizza on pineapple .How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?All of it.How many miles are in a year?
about 525600 miles if you go 60mph.
do you manually notify people when you respond to their question or have you automated it?i would like to automate it but i'm far too lazy. but without the automation i can see who sent what question and i don't fully like that.JS vs TS + explanation please?TypeScript is JavaScript with static typing, it checks them and then outputs the JavaScript that doesn't have the type info. This lets do you do fancy stuff like enums and very rich typing on complex structures, and if your code editor supports it (use vscode), you can use that type information in auto complete. TS is nice to learn but you must know what you're doing in regular javascript first.What are your thoughts on modern gender studies?I haven't really payed much attention to it. Normally I try to ignore someones gender (i consider the 2 equal), I think personality matters more than things like gender, etc. [I just read a wikipedia on the subject] After reading a little about what "modern gender studies" actually is, I don't know why this is happening, but it is. I'll probably just continue ignoring gender since it doesn't really play a huge role.Is it tonga time?It is not.How many letters are in the alphabet?Between 12 and 109,384.Did you change your website or where did the projects and stuff go?It was getting too hard to work with the fancy layout of the last site design, and also easily show everything i've done. Now, the site looks less fancy, and it lists everything i could find that i've made, and it's easier than ever to add more things to it.How do you feel about the shutdown of adobe flash player in late 2020.I think it should've been done earlier. We've had other standards (that are real and open standards) to replace it. JavaScript has definitely come a long way and can do much more than Flash has ever done.<h1>Does innerHTML work?</h1>HTMLElement.prototype.innerHTML does work on all browsers, but if you want to insert html into your question, you can't. However, if you write a link i will probably make it a real link. (remember i do this all manually)Is the cake a lie?on some subjects, the cake lies. on others, like mathematics, it tells the truth.Do you watch BFB?when i have time to.Is the sun a deadly lazer?if you use it for too long.🎵What is love?🎵i haven't figured it out, and i'm not sure how much i want to.from a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?yes.do you EGG?only if it's scrambled.why green?favorite color, doesn't it look amazing?What is your favourite spelling of favorite?favuorite.do u pay for this website template or is it freei made it from scratch.if you get a divorce in alabama are you still brother and sisterif you were brother and sister to begin with.does this workno.Hey, it's ShadeTheNarwhal. What is your favourite tv show?i generally don't watch TV too much, but one of the good ones i can think of off the top of my head would be adam ruins everything .
