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Beep Boop I have control of your computer!!!this statement is false Evaluate:1+1=1.1false2*2=22false3-3=?04/4=?11+2-3*4/5=??0.6 What possesses a man?ghosts, and large amounts of money. is this real life?not sure Why is there mishear but no missee, mistouch, mistaste or missmell?i do these all of the time. why we need to livebecause it's fun sometimes. If the solution to a problem is easy to verify, must the problem be easy to solve?not neccecarily. consider prime numbers. p = np or p != np?true or false depending on n what video editor do you useit depends which video i'm making but the newest project is back to just fusion like the good old days. If myspace is gone, who's' space is it?your's what is the plural of octopus?never have considered there were more than one; i always think of it as the octopus. Is a hot dog a taco?sure, why not What is your namedave m caruso what time is it yesterday?2024-05-30 15:58 have you read/watched heartstopperi have notand if so would you like to discuss it with menot neccecarily how long have you been on the internet?read-only since 2012, read-write since 2018 Where does the circle go?around where's the bathroom?down the hall first door on the right what's your opinion on animal well ?it looks like your typical 10/10 rated video game. maybe i'll give it a play someday. explain color without naming one?colors are how i am able to see more than 0 objects at once. Dave, I keep hearing three singing chipmunks and I've came to the conclusion that you might be the owner of these pests. Is this true?wrong number We live in a society. But why? Where did it come from, and why does it persist?the society store. has a lifetime warrenty. In message 2023-07-13 06:01 you claim that a hot dog is not a sandwhich, but https://sandwichcouncil.com/articles/is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich/ clearly states that a hot dog is a sandwich. Do you defy the all-mighty sandwich council?yes, i like to make my own rules here. can you mix red and blue that isn't green?yes how do i get a job where i write code? (i know how to write code)i've talked about this before, but the summary of my advice is "i have no idea, i got lucky, just keep going."have you ever learned about SIMD? where's Waldo?let me look around. what's your favourite character from homestuck? also happy birthdayi havent really read into homestuck much but i think there's one named dave. what do i do if i don't belong anywhere in society?go to the next society, or create a new one. it will be alright i promise. What font is this? It’s great! recursive who's Gerald?it could be you. whylet me figure that one out. Is it just me or has AI gotten worse over the past two years even as the technology has gotten more sophisticated?our expectations grew as we realized the limits of the tech we have. very great demos but not very usable. i have copilot and other code-complete disabled for example. I think gpt-4o will be the same. amazing tech demos, but not really that useful outside of small tasks, and just ripping people apart instead of bringing them together. function of a nucleolusto nucleo What is the small size in woraldsmall size is one variant of shirts. Would you rather fight 1 IMB Z-series mainframe sized ducks or 100 duck sized IMB z-series mainframes?would rather half of both Rust vs Zig, fight!i don't see what is stopping you from using both, for their respective advantages. Windows 10 or 11? (or if you prefer another operating system I would be happy to know)i use mac os 13.6 and enjoy it pretty well i miss the old daysme too Is the floor really lava?no I am currently in highschool and anxious about finding a job once I graduate as CS jobs are not very prevalent here. Do you have any tips about what I could do for a higher chance of finding a CS job?i wish i could give some concrete advice, i basically got lucky on accident. throughout all of my high school career i basically just was fucking around with computers. it negatively affected grades and all that, but i didn't really care because i just loved doing computer bullshit. then i started college, at some random nobody place, as a random nobody person. i just wanted to get through it and get some job. kept doing the same stuff, because school was boring, and ended up hitting a really lucky break after one year.and while i wouldnt say "throw away academics", i have noticed that the things i'm good at are all because i specifically wanted to learn them, and i spent thousands of hours learning them. and with every thousand hours you put into something, the better you get.good luck. can i give you $10m to do a backflip?i would have to figure out how to do a backflip first but sure. if i have a question, can i ask it here? yeah that's how it worksnow that i have your attention you must say if the water or the ice or the steam came firstthey all came into existance at the exact same time. What's the opposite of an atom?an antimatter atom is 4 dollars good for a sticker?it depends on the size of it. how much time did you spend making this website?too much / not enough. i've lost count of which iteration this website is, i've rewritten it many times. how much times do you scratch your belly a day?0.135 i have a growing obbsession with sans undertale. please help. i have him as my pfp, and my wallpaper.have you finished the sans battle in the video game. i haven't Is your paper airplane logo based off of Papermc?no, what's that? are you a paper airplane in real lifelet me order a mirror to find out. What isn't Copper?everything, because everything that isnt copper is chrome. can you move without any force?yes, i typed this answer without any force. As a kid programmer, how can I make money off of my video games I’ve made?go long term. make more games, and teach yourself everything about everything, then you'll either make something worth a lot or be hired out by other interesting opportunities. Why do all the generative AIs use text prompts? Are there any that use image prompts, sound prompts, music prompts…??i remember a demo where someone took a photo and a generative model wrote out text. though i think they had text and the image. it just feels easier to add words to prompt what the model is supposed to do. do you like math?it depends if the math is advanced enough to the point they stop using numbers. if so, nohow about robotics?it is okay. How and why is our universe infinite and finite at the same time?the multiverse is made up of exactly two universes, where one is infinite and the other one is finite. the finite one is called the iverse, with the un-iverse being the unlimited universe (iverse is short for universe). hi dave. i rlly like this concept of q@a. are you okay with me using this on my own website :)sure but q+a websites have been a thing long before i was born, so it is not my idea. what's your favorite key on a keyboardhyper meow?oh of course. what level of education do you need to work at jobs like bun?how to write good code.Does it pay well?enough to survive plus a bit extra. i am very content.As a freshman, i need to look for these things, and find things that i can do to better get me a job when I’m older.make sure to also put some time into relaxing. i spent a very small amount of time of my childhood doing that and i wish i did more and hung out with friends more before the whole "real life" thing sets in. though, spending most of my time learning computer science and web development definetly paid off– i think there's a good middle ground here.I go to the same school you did.okay If you purchase a work of conceptual art, does that technically mean you're buying an idea?it depends on the fine print that nobody reads. i noticed that "winter heartbreak" is missing a full stop.“No way.” I was surprisedand then no full stop; next line.there's also missing/strange punctuation in a few other areas. was this intentional?probably were all typos. i havent re-read any of my fiction in a long while, and i think i rushed this one for a school assignment. i don't remember. Why doesn't Wikipedia think The Henry Stickmin Collection is notable enough for its own article?you should ask this on Wikipedia's question page. Question 53: Why did you decide to work at Bun?it's usually pretty fun, which is better than some jobs where it is only sometimes or never pretty fun. One's got cold blood, and one's got warm. Who's the little egg, and who's the little worm?i'm not sure i understand I don't understandcan i borrow this statement for my the next question's response? i promise i will change it up a little bit so it doesn't look like an obvious copy-paste. what happens to text message adventuredo you mean sports_esports Community Text Adventure ? benefits of having coal for christmas?potential resale value did you ever walk it like you talked itlet me check whats a good, affordable, and beginner friendly video editor?these sorts of questions are not very viable because if something is more "beginner friendly" it's likely to have a lower skill/feature ceiling.i would take the following list, shuffle it, and then run the trial version of each one. try to do as much as you can in a day, and then move to the next one. repeat until you hit all of them. take notes, they are all software i've verified myself at some point to be capable of editing videos together:
  • davinci resolve
  • blackmagic fusion
  • shotcut
  • final cut pro
  • blender
  • kdenlive
  • adobe premiere
  • adobe after effects
some of the above do not cost anything to use, and everything besides fusion has amazing tutorials on how to do everything you can imagine.the rest of this response is related to how i do things specifically because i feel like sharing some new info:most of my "effects" and "fancy visuals" are done on fusion. it is my favorite tool for the task but it has one of the steepest learning curves, as well as it being needlessly compute heavy. my older videos used specifically fusion 9.0.2, which was the last free version of the software, before it was fully integrated into davinci resolve. the integration within resolve is not very stable in my opinion, and breaks down when applying it for large scenes. instead of using resolve, some of my projects used a custom tool called the "sequencer" or the "creative toolkit". both were hacks of scripts to programatically render and arrange lists of fusion compositions. this is how the entirety of mystery of life's video was produced, including the 3d scenes.newer video like the iphone one were made in resolve because i did not have the sequencing scripts in working condition, and i was on Mac OS which i had not ported all that code to fully work on.i'm currently in a giant rabbit hole of computer graphics, so we may truely get a new tool for doing graphics. it will most likely have to be paired with a real video editor, but it would be a way to do intricate text graphics and composition, leaving stitching of these clips to the video editor program. i'll have more info on this throughout the year, especially as the album progresses (still doing only audio and it is taking forever)
do you have separate playlists for different moods or do you just have one big onei don't have any playlists i just use the shuffle all button. is discord even that good?it's a neat word. oh you mean the website, it's pretty solid. is there a "sorry, you've been blocked" screen for when you get blocked on here? if so, what does it look like?there definetly was a blocking system at some point but i forgot if that is still in place. i have not had the need to block people in a while, though some questions are extremely odd or offputting; i just ignore these and do not place any form of a ban on them. people who spam the page also get the same treatment, i've found that since there is no visible feedback from abusing the question box, no one actually does so (it is also very rude regardless) Question 50: How many people are there named "zun"?at least 1 is there any side effects to dying, or is it completely safe with no repercussions...usually death why is the font color green... it should be purple or smth

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what's a frog's favorite drink?you should try going to the frog's question page and ask it there. favorite windows filepath quirk?in command prompt, each drive root has it's own current working directory, meaning if you type D: to switch to the D drive, then cd around that, then type C: to switch back onto the C drive, you will be in the same directory your started at. best website ever? captive.apple.com A great man once said, "In a world full of illiterate, blind people, the sword is mightier than the pen." What kind of meat do you like in your tacos?recently: turkeyThe quote is mine by the way. top 10 letters of the alphabet?zqwertyuio did you ever fake it till you made iti am currently in the process of that right now. if you were a type of food which one would you bea non-orange orange. how do i open my acer biostry f8 are you part of the 100 people that will exist on earthi thought there were more than 100. but yes i am a part of the population. i am absolutely fascinated with this website and this page and i was wondering what made you want to make a qna page in the first place, like i feel inspired to make my own, its so funi directly inspired this page off of billwurtz.com/questions but there are so many more examples of these, one of them that comes to mind is sean altman's talk page , where the most recent update to it predates my entire life. my friend says crabs are gods, is this true?i would accept that Is medicine technically a form of engineering?sure do you like huge updates, or do you prefer lots of mini-minor ones.usually the updates that contain things i actually want or need. do you drink?sometimes are you happy in life?i'm not sure yet. Are masculinity and femininity even real?sure, if you want them to.If so, who invented them, where do they live, and what is their weakness?it is a construct of your own imagination. you decide how it is.And how do we destroy their inventions and repair the damage they have wrought upon humanity?you don't have to destroy any inventions, but rather change your headspace. and be a bit more wavy with things. is it nromal to give a crab lima beans?it can be if you want What is your question for me?if you had to pick a number from 0 to 1000, one millon times over, would the number you picked the most equal the quanity of numbers you never picked? hi dave i tried to make a cake using your recipe and burnt my apartment down, which happened to be oceana, gothenburg. what do you have to say for yourselfyou followed the instructions incorrectly. How are you?i forgot what year it is. what is big bangnobody knows because when it happened no one was prepared to write down what happened. it just, kind of happened. DID YOU SEE THE GUMMY BEARS????let me check If you were to describe yourself as a unicode character, which one and why?a character? which kind? a grapheme cluster, or a code point, a code unit, a glyph?? all of which i choose ‍. Do colorless green ideas sleep furiously?i think natalie would say yes this is a question to see your character limit... i wonder how high it is because that would be funny if you didn't have one...it doesi hope it is high so that i can be nice and use lots... anyway is dave a good person or is he a robot...humanif he is a robot, does that mean that this q&a is just AI responses...no it's handmademaybe that would explain how dave can answer so many with quality answers... wow i can still add things... so why did the bunny cross the road..probably as part of winning the race, it crossed the road so it could see the bun through the windows and get exited that its releasing soon... true. i hadn't considered thatspeaking of which is the dave exited to finally finish that and not have to use windows again... or does he secretly love windows over mac but doesn't want to offend anyone...i can't take an operating system seriously if it is possible to open (and take keyboard focus) an application but it appears under other applications. i develop over SSH on a macbook because it is saner.i think edge is the best browser for linux because it is made by the 3 best techs... microsoft, google, and linus...that is alright. edge isn't bad.i wonder if dave will become fancier and somehow even better than him... will i get an answer to this or will this be looked over... something makes me think dave will be sad when reading this because too much text... what is your favorite memethe chess square tier list , is it the one where something happens...all memes happen. it's a fact of life.is nextjs better than astro or should i use php with bun... should i even use bun instead of node... is bun even going to be profitable or is it going to be sad soon... why is serverless called that even though you need a server... should i send this now or more words... these are all up to youany good movie recommendations... any quality books you have read... should i read books or are they bad for your health... is discord better with mods or is it mean to discord... can i get banned from the internet if i be mean to it... surewhat power does the sea have on everyone... can i wake up in the morning and forget everything that happened the days prior but still remember my first day... did you know that 1+1 actually equals 1+1-0 because maths... do i need to know maths to be good programmer... what age is the best to be... whoever is reading this, what is your name... i wonder if it is an ai as that would be funny... is ai good or should i consult stackoverflow for my help... does the overflow of a stach help me with irl advice with talking to others... should i hide in my bedroom and not communicate irl... should i even communicate to anyone... should i even write and send this... if want, can you role a dice and share its answer... how big can your answer be... does it have a limit or do i only have a limit... do you have ratelimiting or can i just make multiple questions instead of one big one... or could i be fancier and make lots of lots of text... if you are still reading this, here is some fake money... $0... i hope you enjoy it... please do not donate to me.is github the greatest invention to devs... is cloudflare stealing my data as its so free... are you trustworthy... what does it mean to be a good person... how do i learn quality languages to contribute to the big bun himself... how did you even achieve such good job... are you just that great at life... how is your music going... will we see some of that in the bun 1.1 release vid... i hope so as its just so good to listen to... ok i am running out of things to ask and say... can i ask if you have any pets... do you have any virtual things that give you joy... what is the meaning of life... what is life... what is thinking... am i real... are you real... is earth really flat... is the moon cheese... can you summarize all your answers of all questions up until this one in 5 words... no, they are too unique.can you summarize this whole question into one simple question in 50 words... what were we made for... if i want free everything, what are the best online services... what is the best place on earth... why was fish made... which terminal is the best... is go the best programming language to exist because its got quality mascot... what is zigs mascot... does bun have one... should i add typescript to my project or is plain js better... is esm or commonjs the best thing invented to javascript... is js even that good or is it just over hyped... is tailwind any better than inline styles... could you rebuild this site in a day without looking at current source code... when will we be able to just think and a program or website is made to our thinking... hmm i think the limit is 5kit is not but whatever the limit is or how many questions you send, you need to keep it on your concious mind that i am going to read the entire thing. you should feel extremely bad about yourself if you abuse either of these things.so i shall try to reach that... i will tell you a story about a person named lol... he laughed all day and couldn't stop laughing unless he stopped... this made others program a feature to embed into his brain and fix the issues... instead he got ads everywhere... this made him depressed and stopped laughing... i wonder if thats a good outcome... anyway what are your thoughts on that... could it be reality... surelymy last question is what excites you about life and what makes you wake up in the morning ready to do the best things imaginable, is it you like doing it or is there something more deep that gives you that sense of inner piece like being focused on a task...the fact that it's possiblethat was my last question so i hope you have a good day and enjoyyyyyyyy give me a summary of dave cuarso loredid you mean dave caruso? regardless, i still don't remember. thoughts on 🐰 and bun.sh...it's alrightare you the bun?bun i have no idea if you remember a question asking about geometry dash and i think portal 2 like years agoyou must be thinking of message 2021-09-28 16:35 which seems to be a response to message 2021-01-25 17:14 which was a response to message 2020-06-14 18:51 . of course i remember you., but i think somewhere i said something about gd 2.2 and your excitement on the update, now that it actually (suprisingly) came out, what are your thoughts about it? have you checked it out?it's exactly what i thought it was going to be: a game engine. it's great.i basically only played with the editor. i did not really look at what anyone else made with it. something about a fire in a hole.i lost interest some time after because i wanted to get back on the album but it's a great game i could spend a few more dozen hours. would you rather; go out with Tom Brady, or have 1 million dollars?i don't know who tom brady is so i'd rather have the dollars as opposed to meeting someone. What is your namelet me check How is work @ oven like?this question is not a valid path on windows because it is missing a drive letter. who even are you?i'm figuring that one out, ask again later. bun told me to come here, so I'm herewelcome. i am very glad you are here. what’s the story with paper?there was this cat, and she named me. how to approach a girl developermake sure to adjust your niceness level to the maximum allowed. Do you remember the answer to this question?no Bast game in the worldwhat about it? Dave Caruso; a music artist, coder, content creator, and fiction writer.that would be me yesDo you have a girlfriend?let me check the simpsons said i shouldn't make assumptions. is that true?it would be paradoxical to assume either answer here. how do you learn zig and any tips or advice you can give me to learn it? : )just count to three: 1 2 3 though it's more about learning the concepts of writing code, because once you learn it learning other languages is easy. i learned zig very well in a few weeks, and i think i learned the majority of rust in two days. How are you doing today?i don't remember 6my favorite character should i clap my hands if i'm happy and i know it or is that not really a good idea actually?i don't think there is any harm in trying. though since it gets tiring, i like to take "clap breaks" every so often, usually while a performance art takes place, then i clap afterwards. this helps reduce fatigue in my hands. Will you be my valentine?i'd prefer to be everyone's valentine, in a fake world where nobody exists. define dancingdoing exactly what feels right, at exactly the right time. Is one as in as one does a person?i would assume one as in the number how's the album? How is it climate nowit's raining who truly taught you music?everyone did. i learned it intuitively by listening to music and then trying to make it myself. it's kind of like ai, but manual. "Hey dave, what's the secret formula for your songs?"too many vocal retakes -P.S. Sheldon Follow up q&a from Lando :pHey Dave! (if i may call you that) last i checked (it has been a while though), dave is my name. let me double check to make sure this is accurateyep. "Dave M Caruso" is the full name i go by, though i think "dave" is good enough for informal, or if you're a close friend to me, there are some other nicknames i enjoy.ty for answering my other questions, I'd like to ask 2 more if that's ok.i wonder1. What editing software do you use to make music?it depends what project you're asking about.2. I recently turned 16, got any advice?have fun with your life before you get to college and you have less time to have fun, and before you get past college where you have even less time.learn things you want to because they're enjoyable, not because you'll get views.i have a ton of other things i could say: suggestions on what exactly to spend your time on, things to avoid, software to use. but i wouldn't feel comfortable saying them to anyone besides 16 year old me. it's up to you to decide what you want to do with your life.like if you want to make art and be an artist, just do it. though i would recommend starting as absolutely small as possible (think to the good old 1 word bill wurtz songs ), and then scaling up from there.:p should i make a fudging videoi think you should make a video without fudge happening. Once upon a time, music never existed. How do you feel about this?unhappy Silly q&a from Lando1. Do you think your album will gain popularity from people whom you may not know?i dont know. it doesn't really matter to me. as long as i make it and i enjoy the result, that would be a success.2. Do you have a guess/estimate about when the album might release?probably immediately after it is fully finished.3. What genre is the album? (If you don't mind answering).dave caruso music. Could you list at least 5 things that you think are otherworldly? You could list more, if you want to. Or fewer.
  • mars
  • other planets, stars, and stuff
  • the fact that music actually exists
  • typography
  • graphics cards
Do you have a grilfriend?if i'm being honest i don't remember how would you feel if i spoiled any media that you didn't want to be spoiled about?it probably depends. you should spoil something for me and then gauge the reaction. what is something you're neutral to?exclaimation points who/what are your literary influences?probably the world wide web die hard 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5?i dont know what this question is asking Smallest thing in the worldatoms is the world worldly?no, but it contains a lot of words, usually within books, and that makes it quite wordy. to which, in my opinion, it is close enough to worldly. do any questions get redirected to auto-response pages?that sounds like a weird thing to do considering the point of this page is to ask me things. it should always direct to me. what is your stance on vocaloid songswhat about them? I am the person that reminded you to update the copyright on the homepage to 2024no you are not. what are your thoughts on steamboat willie now being public domain?average thoughts i know some people have asked this multiple times, but how do you feel about AI music?i don't think it's good enough but in the event this stuff takes over the world i'm just gonna keep doing my own music because the interesting thing about music and art for me is the process that the human took to create the media.i found some ai things interesting because of all the steps the human took to make the ai do the thing correctly, and i think the art there is the process less the result.if it becomes more widespread on platforms like spotify or youtube i'm going to pull my content off of their platform. why did this website shutdown today?i made a configuration mistake then forgot to fix it. sorry for the downtime. Do you find love or does love find you?it finds you and then it eats you I've been thinking about caterpillars and the things they don't know; all they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow. When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue what their life will have in store for them and what they will do?you should ask a baby caterpillar. one of my friends was a caterpillar but not anymore. maybe they still remember. how many people search up these questions manually in the search bar?there isn't a search bar on this website at the time of writing. are you a gifted musician?i am a musician and someone gifted me chocolate the other day so i think that would fit all the marks there. How do you dissect the atomic mass of a quadrilateral?they taught me this one in school i swear but i dont remember it sorry. daymiem maymdiem's list of questions:1.have you ever been in/found love?yes/no2.have you ever flown/been flown by a bird?no/yes3.have you ever caried a dozen bricks down a brick road and into a brick door inside a big house?no but just one4.are you a lamb or a lamp?no, no5.have you ever been betrayed, abandoned or otherwise made an incoherent fool out of?yes, yes, and yesalso, here's a rock with a plaid shirt!thank you Is "!" the shortest possible story that can be written in the English language?no What’s the least rewound time on Phoenix, write? Is it by you?it's by JokerFactor who got the least possible time, 0.0 ( link to discord message ). i am unaware of anyone else who has done this feat. why are your answers lowercased?i could say the same about your question Can answers end in exclamation marks?not sure, i'll get back to you later. are people in general more conventional nowadays than before? on that note, is questioning the world/authority/our assumptions/etc. not the natural state of humanity but rather something that has to be constantly fought for?its hard for me to know because i don't really remember what things were like before. but i dont think that you have to fight to question the world, you just have to do it. im not aware of much stopping us. out of curiosity, how do you receive the questions on this page?when you press the send button a cat runs up to me and hands me a sealed envolope with the questions and then i answer them. what Font do you Use?i was going to ask where but i realized i use recursive everywhere. If you travel in time to the past, do you create a new world or do you create a paradox?it is a cow the bird is no longer the wordit's now a letterits the internal made of one of the gamemodes in the video game geometry dash Can questions end in exclamation marks!sure. it just means you are very exclamitory about the question. how do you spell the letter "X"?"twitter" Are you the person behind bun?one of I came here from github because was mindlessly reading bunjs issuesyou forgot to ask the question do you like Mr. Robot?i'm trying to remember which one that movie was. but i think so. why do you cut out your sentences?

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here kitty, you can has chezburger give you chezburgerwrong number do you want a hug?sure What's your goal in life?to make art i am satisfied with How do you feel about snakes? would you boop?i usually avoid contact with snakes so probably notand do you like their little tongue blepsit is intriguing-mack lmfao My namei think about this one a lot how often and in what contexts does competition occur?every day all of the time why does yours website lag my computer do i nei am sorry. i tried to write the shader on the homepage as optimal as possible but it must not be. if this page is lagging that is because there is simply a lot of content. how do you spel foodverbaitim Am I cool?no As a long-time Windows user, I've actually never used Linux. How is it for you?i use mac nowadays and it's the best desktop os i've used in my life.linux is great if you're a tinkerer, and willing to always tinker on stuff. it reminds me of car people like my dad; if their car had an issue the first thing they'd do is open it up. and then unlike me and others, would probably know what the hell they're doing.and i could do that with linux, but sometimes you just want to make an album and sometimes its worth paying for an unrepairable-and-locked-down-as-fuck MacBook, vs the DIY nature of linux.again not to say linux is bad, i think its more stable and usable than Windows, but that is once you get it setup. linux is harder to setup and maintain almost always, but i imagine if i touched updates less often i would've had less problems anyways. in your opinion, what's the hardest job in the world?retail where has the internet gonenowhere? प्रुथ्वी ओर सुरज की दुरी कितनी हैi don't remember why can't we see air?i dont know what you're talking about are you planning to stream on twitch?sure spell redi don't remember how why do you like ar?it's just magical. if your keyboard was made out of chocolate would you resistchocolate keyboards dont exist because i already ate them. there is nothing to resist. are you a game breaker?more often, i think about if the game can break me. what font do you use?recursive except for stupid and dumb places you cannot change the font on. if you could do it all over again, how would you do it differently?i'd probably go more into the music side of things. learn piano. i would probably do it 15 times all over again that way. but i think its okay how it turned out this time. What is Chad Caruso to you?i don't know. sorry. whats your opinion on the fnaf movie?enjoyable. i wish it was scarier. What is your full opinion on "history of the entire world, i guess"it was like 11pm and i was curious what this "sun is a deadly lazer" snippet i was sent was about and then by 4am i had watched at least 50 of bill's videos. i didn't realize art could be so expressive. What is the distance between Sun and earthit depends on the time of year. when people say it's a "new day", they are referring to this distance measurement, not the contents of the day. Do you experience the Tetris effect a lotyes but for a billion different iterations of two fictional characters interacting. in what genre do you consider your work to be?honestly don't remember the list of genres, sorry. he sees you when you're sleeping.he knows when you're awake.apple watch Is Bun windows stable yet!!!not yet where's the lyrics page?!!the idea is i would embed them into the songs page so you could play the song and read the lyrics alongside. kinda like what apple music does.never really got around to that, been busy on the album. havent even published the new site layout. why paperdave?a cat said so what do you think about vanilla-flavored ice cream?prefer regular vanilla if i'm going for the flavor alone but otherwise i love it. Hiiyou forgot to ask the question Have you ever read "The Skibidi" by Dr. Suess?never heard of it who are youstill figuring that part out. where is smooth.mp4? the old link 404'd!sorry i've been really bad with my file hosting. one day i will have a page with all those old test files. and also combined with a bunch of new test files. here is one of the new files Mother once said it's unhealthy to turn off your lights while the computer screen is at max brightness.i can confirm this happened. mother did say this. i was there. i'm hanging onto the other sidethe other side is hanging on to you too a questionthis is not a question should i use windows xp in 2023?no Who invented carmy dad. mr car uso do you ever use your "sentence enhancers?"let me check what is your process for creative writing from idea to end result?still figuring it out, but i usually think about the idea of doing something specific, for months and months, and then eventually have the courage to give it a try and then i write it out, then i revise, then i turn it into audiovisual media.for the album, which isnt neccecarily creative writing but it also totally is, i've been giving myself a set of steps to follow and i've been stricter than i usually have been about following the list of steps to the letter. do you enjoy schooli don't go to school so i wouldn't know Why can't I just muster up the courage to tell them they have the wrong number?maybe you're not certain if you're right or not. double check the numbers, use a calculator if youre not sure. should I make some really cool rules and stick to them in life or should i go freestyleyou should have a really pleasant mix of both how old is your armlet me check, probably 19 years ish will there ever be a light mode on this page?no but there are plenty of other light mode pages to enjoy how would you teach a baby to write "hello world" in python?with real snakes when you focus on something, say, visually, do you focus on its color, its size, its shape, etc. (and can focus on anything) or do you focus on the mental concept of that thing (and can't focus on it if you don't have an idea of what it is/know what you're looking for)?i focus on the feeling it invokes, or the symbolism of the thing, less of what the reality of it actually is. it's more comfortable that way in my opinion. is any/every action that is undertaken with the intent of making yourself more likable a fundamentally manipulative action?if that were true, would any action taken to make yourself more hated (such as: kwebbelkop) have the opposite effect? i don't think so. it really depends more on the context of the changes you make to yourself, and what your secret motives behind them are.some people change themselves to be more likable because they want to like themselves more. why did the duck cross the road?ask the road (Representative of All Ducks) for an answer is it dishonorable to resist an inevitable outcome?sometimes How are you deari'm okay this website smells like updog (say what's updog)im unfamiliar with what an up dog smells like Paper Dave: The Thousand-Year Doorwhat about it? favourite video game(s)?platformers like celeste and new super mario bros wii found this site via color discord bot. anyways, does a set of all sets not containing itself contain itself?it contains half of itself, on average. do you have any advices for someone who's unwillingly walking a path way different than the path they actually want (they have to(sometimes some paths are physically impossible to cross. just remember that it's usually possible to walk in both directions, and hopefully at some point you can revisit the more interesting path.also, check for fog. sometimes you'll find the unappealing path actually leads to something interesting, but you just cant see it yet. what is your random name?dave caruso you remind me of that one kid in fourth grade who really liked the Denver Broncoswhats a denver bronco how was your eveningi'm really really tired best kind of chocolate?my opinion on this subject changes often but i really enjoyed the chocolate bars may got me some time ago. what if i arranged words in concentric circles to be read from the center out, except i left a lot of empty space?i did that once i think. it was very effective. try a variation where you're actually behind the circle and everything looks backwards. thoughts on iOS jailbreaking?i wish it was still possible but ios nowadays can do much more. well, i haven't used it in a while but next week i get to try it out again. how many faces can you think of in your mind at the same time?0 Remember Papa Verde and his delicious pizzasno how many feet does the universe expand?all of them are the answers generated by an AI?as a real human, no the answers are not generated by ai but rather generated by a human. beep boop. What do you hope for in lifefree chocolate. should i be worried that maybe the universe doesn't actually follow any natural principles and physical laws and that everything happens by random chance?meh probably not How many percentage of your day goes by looking at memes versus actually getting work done lol3% Do you get enough sleep?it depends but usually i do but sometimes i do really weird hours. yesterday and today i woke up at 8pm. Are you single?i think soif you are, i'm single as well~doesn't it feel so nice to be free in that way?if you're not, then can I change that? <3i love you but no thanks she powers my high until i way???let me ask her if this is true on her question's page. so, how's the site redesign going?i had to rollback everything because the q+a page did not let people type in the box for some reason.otherwise i dont feel like porting over all the old pages. might make the site much more minimal. might make a blog. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?let me ask the woodchuck on their questions page. How would my girlfriend feel if I kissed her on the neck?you should go to their questions page and ask that thoughts on gpt (not chatgpt, but the original gpt (the one that works like predictive typing))?it's quite interesting Which one is your favorite? Huggy Wuggy, Seek, Scary Blue, or Zumbo Sauce?i have never heard of any of these but i will go with seek do you have any file backup strategies for your digital archivephysical local hard driveand is its total size getting out of controlnot really. i usually dont save uncompressed renders Magic Conch Shell, can I have something to eat?try asking doordash instead. Why do apple computers heat up? Because Tim Cook hates his fans!heh. it's actually because they dont put fans in half their machines. ashi rdhoas as djoasjo joas as?i'm not so sure about this one Whatever it is, someone in the world is doing it. Or at least it used to be that way. What happened to make people stop seeing things as valuable in and of themselves?i'm not 100% sure but i think is related, even just a little, to the new copy+paste technology culture that rose half a decade ago. also "content" culture. True or false: In science, ideas are not proven or disproven, merely lent credence to or discredited.True but paradoxically I could not actually prove this is the case, so False. I love youi love you too may Opinions on artificial intelligence?they're okay but i'm more interested in artificial intelligence's opinions on you. Is mayonnaise an instrument? If not, what about horse radish?anything can be an instrument if you have a good enough sampler. for example, a wifi router. is it answers & questions, or questions & answers?its a chicken and egg problem, both were first. why doesn't the background of this page cover the entire screen on mobile, it shows a white tile on the right on portrait modeprobably the rules of the stupid web framework im using I asked ChatGPT to predict the names of your following albums. How do you feel about this information? Here are the names if you're curious:"Circles""I'm Sorry I Haven't Touched Base""mysterious song of summer"this one is so close to a title of a SONG in the album."a year""bite"overall these were all pretty good but a human can write way better ones. if you worked on a big video project that had animation, music and text, would you keep everything in one folder or put the animation in the Blender folder, the music in the music projects folder and the text in the text folder or sth, and then make shortcuts to those folders inside a main folderIn the past I had a videos folder and then a folder per video.For the album I have: ~/Album/logic/<song name>.logicx. Logic is great because each file is basically a zip file of all song contents, samples, etc.For the videos of the album, I'm not fully sure but i feel like it'll be ~/Album/<song name>/<scene number>/{program name}/file.ext do you know the way?this question is like the whole premise of the album. Giving you a riddle: There are 2 fruits*werethat are digital and not edible, what are they?oops, already eaten. ever give names to your memories?the memories actually name me. I love youi love you too. stay safe out there milo. why did Elon cross the bird?you should ask them on their question page. Why did dave cross the road?to get to the chicken Why did the chicken climb Mt. Everest?to achieve the world record. if the hamburger was invented in hamburg, then what would it be called in different countries?the beef sandwich I am the gender bender, and I hate to render,Stereotypes that society engenders,Breaking free from boxes, I am a contender,Embracing uniqueness, a beauty so tender.(rate my rap from 1-10)you forgot to attach the beat, but i think you're on the right track. 6 how to achieve world peace?try to ask nicely but still be assertive. could also buy it. your onion on crying?of course every word on this page is the name of your albums for the next 50 yearsthat is not true have you ever come across an artwork content etc someone else has created thats very similar to something you already had in mindyeswhich you thought was a completely original idea?i think of these as like higher level concepts like "a spoken word moment within an otherwise music packed album" and when i think of these i almost always follow the thought with "i'm sure someone's done this before, but it's definetly not very common"and if you did what was your reaction likei'm always so glad to see it's possible.me and a friend talk about this stuff alot when thinking about each others ideas and theres a word i feel like they use alot. like one day recently i was talking about one idea related to video publishing and they said:
Thats genius. Is there precedent for that?
you have voices in your head?correct. one of my songs actually is partly about that (you recited one of the lines almost exactly) your onion on paperdaveis too slow at producing hit albums is this a question, or is this an answer?it's both combined in one How to learn english languagehear and speak words for a few years how long have you been answering loaded questions?my whole life. right at the start they asked what i wanted to be when i grew up but they didnt tell me any of the options, and kinda just thought i'd know. have you ever made a mazeyes, it is called my hard drive.follow up question do you think "maken" or at least "maden" would be a better choice for make's Past Participle Form. or just anything else but "made" actually now that i try them all out again made sounds fine anyway I'd still like to see what you think about thatshould've been "maide" where's the online million vbucks i have demanded for?check under the doormat What is this earthit's a dangerous place. If you press neutral on every question you get istp. Thoughts on personality tests?They are fun but take it with a few dozen ounces of salt. how do you host your website?so i want to rebuild the entire thing AGAINright now it is a sveltekit app run on a digital ocean vps (i had issues with cloudflare workers caching and hanging)every single thing is dynamically linked to a postgresql database. its a mess and i think this is a mistake since so much content is rarely updated and i think the real solution to scheduling content is not a database but justsleep <seconds till release>; git pushim thinking of using astro in the future but the fact theres no client side routing is really not doing it for me. i started making my own set of tools for it that solves all those problems but its nowhere near usable.the site is something i want to work on but ive had little time and motivation as my current life time is spent doing these things
  • writing code for bun
  • working on the album
  • being alive life stuff.
working on the site or framework is like, too much code for my life workflow right now. perhaps. maybe a spark of motivation will happen.in the future it will most definetly be running on bun/oven's hosting service but that doesnt exist yet.also i want to take a note to describe how dynamic the question answer page really is. its the coolest part of the site and the only thing that really needs to be dynamic. each question is markdown code using a forked version of a markdown parser that lets me throw in message 2023-08-05 21:07 which is just the text #230805210708 but it seems that code is now magically broken. wtf. why cant it just work.this stuff breaking is the type of shit that makes me want to write it all over myself with just my code. but thats like weeks of work, especially if i want to keep the site as big as it is. there is a case to just make it a singlealsothe cdn
Why Doesn't My Child Listen?Maybe you weren't listening to your child. what android phone brand do you prefer most?i've only ever used Google Pixel as an android phone, but ive held the Samsung phone and it is very interesting from an outsider. but i think in a few months i'm just gonna buy an iphone. but at the same time i might keep my android phone because i really like the voice recorder app i use on that and i dont believe it exists on ios. keurig dr pepper or national beverage?liquid aluminum Why is "why did the chicken cross the road" so funny to me?i think you should think about how the chicken crossed the road. it's even funnier i promise. What's yours namemichael jackson coke or pepsi?dr pepper what are your grand literary ambitions?to get something written at all for some of these bridges i need help on my math homeworkdid you try "completing the square" are you an intp?i forgot what my personality test was but maybe you can take it for me by pressing "neutral" on every question Macintosh Plusidk i have the max one. or the pro? or both. i dont know. these words all basically mean the same thing to me when used as a suffix of a tech product. Can you swim?i can swim similarly to how the pyramids in egypt can be a movie theater. possible, but not intentional or a good idea. what are your thoughts on the new metric prefixes, ronna-, quetta-, ronto-, and quecto-, added just last year?i think they are very cool however i cannot find any use i will ever measure anything, real or virtual, with those prefixes. for distance, i think "inch" or "cm" covers like every single one of my use cases, including within 3d software / virtual stuff. beyond that i'd just measure a distance in minutes that it'd take using the transit system. 4+3that would be the number of songs in my upcoming album. fun fact: dave has been a member for 15423 daysthat is not true it's only been almost half that how to ask a question?too late "Simply owing to one’s learning that a deed ought not to be done, there is no implication yet that one will refrain from it, and verily in the history of human actions there can be discovered many instances of unnecessary conduct begetting at times malign consequences, or otherwise violating some moral principle, undertaken by individuals of otherwise good temperament despite their better knowledge."– meyou forgot to ask the question thoughts on Speedy Eggbert?i've never seen this before. it seems reasonable. hi davegoodmorning stacy. thoughts on old relationships??you could be referring to a lot of things but relationships that get old are usually really good and comfortable. i know where i livei sure hope you do Are you bill wurst's long-lost cousin?i have bad memory so that could've totally happened and i just forgot. How's the progress on your album, like, in percent?if we only count the writing phase, 72.5%if we count the rest of it, i would have to estimate, idk. 20%aiming for next year but it's really hard to know how long it'll actually take to make it. it might be 2025. but i'm okay spending as much time as it takes so long as i'm not getting trapped in perfectionism.music videos too. What's it like to live in your own apartment?it feels extremely fresh but the place is still a mess as i wait for the rest of my IKEA furniture to ship.but the general thing is there are bills, i have a job, but i get full control over my life.liberatingDoes it get lonely sometimes or are you good?so this isnt unique to living in an apartment but for my situation i moved an extremely far distance (Detroit -> San Francisco) so that basically cuts off physical contact to the people i know and love.Yes, it gets a little lonely because of that specifically. but the idea of living in a place on my own isn't a lonely feeling. who are yousomeone's long-lost cousin. What themes do you commonly find yourself exploring in your writing and in your lyrics?my upcoming album explores a lot of negative-but-im-confused-why feelings. also trying to figure out love. also hair.examples:
oh i got lost inside a paradise
and
it stopped at every stationbut none felt like home
and
i wanna love someone, but i'm locked in despairlife moves so quickly, and i'm almost there
and
oh wow the toast is ready
and
it's a different but sweet and solemn sound
is this easy?is what? because no matter what you're gonna ask the answer is no. nothing is easy. WHY IS THERE NO ICE IN ICELAND this is not trueYET THERE'S NO GREEN IN GREENLAND?this is also not true. though i know your expectations were betrayed.it's okay, i promise. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?because it was already on the other side what does your site run on (ie: jeykll, wordpress, php)sveltekit running on node.js on a blank linux vps update name paint ):<with what? can i wage peace with weapons of mass construction?you can try but construction usually gets in the way of people just trying to exist. What is lol.zip?it's funny. why do animals talk?to gossip about the humans Is a hotdog a sandwhich ?no paperdave? more like paper davei understand she is a my frandyes I've never seen a QNA page like thisim not sure if this is a compliment or a question but thank you for your input. Do you regret buying lol.zip for 500$? Cuz im a rock starit was worth every penny of it which number is the unfunniest of all12 What if I answer my own questions instead?seems like you want a q+a page too. that would be interesting. why are there letters in math? to make things equal If you sleep with contact lenses, can you remember your dreams better?no it just increases your clarity and awareness inside of the dream but you'll still forget it afterwards why do i sometimes chant the words "among us" in a corner?this isn't true minimalism or maximalism?why not both what happened to the vault on your old website?rather just publish everything without putting a maze behind it.and all the meme content is just on my friend's site, otherzone.net How does one escape the Wii Sports Bowling Alley?home button When will the search button be added?before the album is done How to make your body fat wavy?use FastWave Who is the first prim minister of Indiayou were whT is your gfna.ei dont speak that language Are you a postmodernist?i'll be honest i dont remember which modern that we're "post" of so i can't say yes or no but i'm sure i exist after at least one event that someone once considered "modern". I am curious, what sorts of recent shenanigans and/or devious tomfoolery have you been up to?moving across the country, my work , and messing with Logic Pro X opinion on obamawas not old enough to remember what life was like during their presidency but they seem like a cool person. Dilvari see what you mean Are nostalgia and the pioneer spirit at war with each other over the soul of humanity?i think they could just share to be honest. What is Ernie's favorite number?638473218169178547767777700000000000000000099 Did you ever figure out who had the "paperdave" username on discord? Is it someone who knows you?no one has it. it's likely reserved for an alt account i made and lost 8+ months ago what if there were a way to sort tweets by ratioratio of what My locationyou're currently inside of the wii sports bowling alley. Have you ever seen someone that you’d felt like you’d seen before, but you don’t know where and you don’t know when?all the time, with everyone. What is the one thing everything is made out of?letters What is your namedave m caruso Are there any major design flaws present in microwave ovens that you have been able to identify?i didn't grow up with a microwave and i don't know how to use the one in my apartment. so i can't answer this question. If aliens exist, they might kill us as per the dark forest hypothesis; but if we are alone in the universe, then if we die, that's it, no more life. Which is more terrifying: the possibility that aliens exist, or the possibility that we are alone in the universe?i think the latter is the true one because i usually feel alone in my own home. it's not really terrifying to me though, because i've gotten used to it; so the aliens existing would be scarier. Types of poemsong and spoken हड़प्पा सभ्यता का विकास कब हुआमुझे याद नहीं है quick, get into the paperdave-copter!sure, if i can find where it is. Question 23: Why did you create sports_esports Phoenix, WRITE! ?timmy really thought we could win with that idea. if i were a vegetable what vegetable would i beidk but you are what you eat so just look at what you are and coerce it to a vegetable. why does the german like meat? because he's a hamburger!you're not supposed to send the answer alongside the question. what was the idea of sending a question with an answer. what am i supposed to do. im confused What is your favourite month and why is it November?it's not november but im not really sure what it is. maybe it's may, or july, or september opinions on the letter M?he's great what's the biggest fear you have?love Will you fix "Phoenix, WRITE!"/do you even know that it is currently broken? I would search for this as it's probably been asked before but I was really hoping to play the game but the game gets stuck at the "Foddian Game" section and never loads.oh nolast time i played it that section loaded but if it isn't that's really unfortunate. i'll add this to my endless todo but idk when/if i can get to fixing it. email me with more info on how youre playing the game but i swear it ran fine on the google chrome version 2 years ago. What is chemical reactionwhich one opinion on bunfavorite job what is the way the cookie crumbles?let me check does "meta quest" or "oculus quest" sound betteroculus quest because meta still sounds like a word more than a hundred billion dollar company. if everything came from nothing, is that why i feel like nothing?it's a sign that you should become something. you are extremely talented!this is true but i see more room for growthWhat inspired you to start coding?part of it is the fact you can do anything and in a sense that is also a curse. sometimes i feel like i wish i never learned any of this and instead just focused on music/videos instead of dumping literally dozens on months failing to automate certain tasksHow was your journey?i dont remember. i was very young. i know my dad was into computers and he helped me put together this really cool little mini pc and i then just kept going crazy with it. minecraft was somewhere along the journey. so was hacking my wii. windows batch files too, though now i use a blend between linux and macos.i kind of just kept picking up different things but doing nothing huge with the skills because i didnt have the skills to make anything huge. or the ideas. and when youre a kid in middle/high school just googling how to use react and webpack in 2016-17 it's just confusing and i didnt really understand and either it's gotten easier or i grew but i started really understanding how the web stuff worked. but i also had very random skills in other places like java and c and so on. i also learned php more in depth than i should have but havent touched that in ???. so on and so forthidk where im going because im pretending to know exactly what happened in my life. also music and videos happened. also elemental. also that thing with ludwig. also bun.just kinda, do what you want to do. make sure to survive too. if you're lucky, you'll win the game.I love your personal site, this q+a idea is awesome!actually you are awesome There are always two halves to everything: the half one sees, and the half one doesn't. This is true in any number of dimensions. One's half seen is all too often another's unseen. Or is there more that one doesn't see than that which one does…?i'm on the side that doesnt see because i don't understand the question what organ sell for vision prothe part of my brain that is filled with anxiety are you being fr? did you actually pay $500 for lol.zip? the funniest things are the ones that are true what screensaver do you useblank/default does the one who has the last word get the last laugh?not necessarily do you like rapsometimes. maybe i'll make a rap song sometimes. how much did lol.zip cost youlike $500 don't be so hard on yourself. you are good. you are fine.i needed to hear this. thank you. can you say it again just so i can really internalize it? your text keeps cutting offmaybe your eyes are not seeing all of the text when in reality it is ri Is using powershell cruel and unusual punishment or is it a godsend from Microsoft?it's a mix of both. it's true power goes over my head. i just use javascript/bash to write my scripts. The secret of the fox is an ancient mystery. Somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding… What is your sound? Will we ever know?there isn't one sound. it depends on the sitaution. but i say "hi" a lot can i answer one of your questionssure Question 11: Will you be attending the Boston Tea Party? Question 12:yes who or what is "the fox"?i thought we we're all trying to find out what they said notice me senpaii will try what is the bread and butter of a programmer?cmd.exe and/or /bin/bash and/or bread and butter would you ever try cmd.exe?that's where my adventure started actually do you have a gf?no do you like yams?when fried can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? do you think you could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now?we can try have you ever considered learning another language? (this is definitely not a plug for toki pona. nope. absolutely not.)no are you consciousness?no why did "why are you using linux?" pop up as the default text even though you are currently using windows?im confused because i use mac linux and windows as of 2023-05-21 What is not your IQ?2739851 Question 10: What is the most underrated thing ever?one sided dice i. love. you.no you dont this is a long question:no it's notif you are good at making music and 3d videos and songs with random lyrics, why are you a weird person?these are not mutually exclusive how did u do the lol.zip thingy? how big is the text https://github.com/paperdave/lol.zip/ why lol.zipit was funny BRO the album SICK mani'm so glad you enjoyed it. please share your time machine please. How do I tell whether I'm a cynic or a contrarian?look on the bottom of your shoe and see if theres a note telling you What is your IQ?48

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